The tire slasher who's been terrorizing vehicles in Northeast Philly for a bizarrely long time has finally been captured on video, which captures him slashing tires at Cottman and Rowland avenues, bringing the total to somewhere between 70 and 80 since October. Judging by the images, he seems to be ... some random left-handed white dude. The video says if you see him, don't approach; just call 911. Hmm. That sounds like a realistic plan for a Mayfair resident who's had his tires slashed four times and almost lost his job because he couldn't get to work. Yes, just go back in the house and ring the police.