Not only is there an enormous Jagermeister flag hanging over the sofa—seemingly the only "design" touch—but there are cans of Febreze on the kitchen counter and on the toilet tank.
Could it be that this gentleman has been partaking of the marijuana as well as the alcohol? Maybe it's what he uses to come down off of the steroid powder that's in a giant container on top of the fridge. Something tell us he wasn't enjoying the company of woman callers very often.
As for the listing itself, it reads: "Studio Apartment, includes heat/hot & cold water." It always seems sad when water—and its temperature—is a selling point.
Listing: $955 Studio includes heat/hot & cold water [Craigslist]