Comment of the Day

Has the author baited us? [Ed. note: yes] Certainly this is a rhetorical question? Let me offer in no particular order why this house is not worth $419K. ONE: Ever seen the photos of the homes of Mexican Drug Cartel War Lords immediately following their arrests/murders? That should be your first clue). The others are as follows: TWO: Monogrammed Awning THREE: Horrid 'Sun flare' Iron Grate Gate FOUR: White plastic banisters on exterior decks FIVE: Drywall 'peekaboo' cutouts on interior stairs SIX: 30 year old track lighting SEVEN: Tiled jacuzzi- period EIGHT: Faux urns fighting lopsided minimalist stone fountain NINE: White tiled porn bodega room TEN: Unlicensed plastic surgeon's bathroom ELEVEN: Arid, lifeless side 'garden' TWELVE: Rancid stench of 'Mob Wives' Thirteen reasons, each valued at a minimum of $10K for an additional $130,000 price-chop. Understood?—guest #8 [Why Can't This House in Passyunk Square Sell?]