"Our car was broken into last week, and my husband's headphones and sweatshirt were stolen. This evening, we saw a guy wandering through the neighborhood wearing a Virginia Tech sweatshirt exactly like the one missing from our car, which is curious because we are the only Hokies in the neighborhood. ... My husband and his friend went to talk to him tonight. He insisted he found the sweatshirt in his house, but his very high friend asked which car it was, because they 'wouldn't hit that car anymore.'" —"The Guy Who is Breaking Into Cars," block of 2622-2642 E. Albert St.