These Aspire LG bongos with are made of "kiln dried, environmentally friendly Siam oak." Only drawback: noise pollution.
As the poster says, "We aren't in a drought yet, why wait?"
Stop buying from sweatshops. Instead, keep these "adorable, low-maintenance Katahdin lambs" around. Okay, technically, they don't have enough wool to shear, but at least they won't get eaten.
"We have a worm bin that we no longer need." Why? What happened? Did you get another, better worm bin? Is there a hierarchy? "Toss food scraps in there with a bunch of worms and they'll eat thru and turn it into compost."
Little glass lighthouses that you put candles in! They make electricity seem gauche.