Blanche, What Did You Put in My Drink? I'm Seeing Double

We definitely have double vision looking at this house. There are two stoves, two ceiling fans, two kitchen lamps, two pillars, "double stairs," two recliners, a four-car garage (a multiple of 2!). That's not all that has us dizzy. The house is all Tennessee Williams-mint-julepy-on-the-river—but it's in Roxborough. Size: 3 bed, 2.5 bath, 4,000 square feet
Outdoor space: "verandaaaaah"; pool; deck; private river dock; gardens; gazebo
Steamy Southern afternoon bonuses: sauna; indoor hot tub; fireplace; built-in barbecue
Price: $795,000
· Listing: 1 River Road/7890 Nixon [Keller Williams]