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Passive-Aggressive Listing of the Day

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Perhaps the agent woke up on the wrong side of the bed, or just thought the owner's bed was very ugly. Either way, this is some backhanded Brokerbabble for you. Where's the mention of the hardwood floors? The exposed brick? Our below interpolations are merely hypothetical, but perhaps not far from reality: Make this house your home by putting your ideas to work [because these ideas certainly don't]. This 3 story rowhome [we won't even try to say "cozy" or "adorable"] located in the heart [smushed on all sides] of Fairmount, is on a beautiful block [at least the block is nice] just steps from Fairmount Ave. Walk to numerous restaurants and bars [get the hell out of there] as well as the Philadelphia Museum of Art and Fairmount Park [unless you do a gut job, you'll want to occupy yourself elsewhere]. Size: 2 beds, 1 bath, 975 square feet
Extras: None, apparently
Price: $274,000
· Listing: 2446 Perot St. [Zillow]