Yesterday local photographer Michael Penn posted a quote from Philadelphia Speaks onto Councilman Jim Kenney's Facebook page. It was yet another account of union protesters behaving badly at the Goldtex building site, where the developers have employed non-union labor. Penn thought Kenney should know about the latest accusations. From his response (which he inadvertently directs to Penn), we've inferred Jim Kenney's Goldtex-Unions Fight Club Rules for Facebook:
1st RULE: You do not talk about building trade unions behaving badly.
2nd RULE: You do not talk about building trade unions behaving badly on your Facebook page.
3rd RULE: If you talk about building trade unions behaving badly on your Facebook page, make sure to suggest the non-union labor may be also be behaving badly.
4th RULE: If you have been baited into discussing building trade unions on your Facebook page, make sure to delete it promptly after discussion ends.
5th RULE: No shirts, no shoes.
6th RULE: If this is your first time discussing building trade unions on your Facebook page, make sure it's your last.