In one corner, we have CBS 3, claiming the water main break, on the 3800 block of Frankford Avenue, was in the Frankford section of Philadelphia. In the other corner, we have Action News declaring the water main break, on the 3800 block Frankford Avenue, was in the Port Richmond section of Philadelphia. Who will win this fierce battle for city savvy? Which media outlet will prove they know where things actually are? Which will go on to battle other TV channels in the Battle Royale: Midtown Village vs. Gayborhood? (Program from a 1967 fight at the Spectrum between Joe Frazier and Tony Doyle via Philly Boxing History).