Hey, uh, listen Fairmount Park. We like you, a lot. You've got a lot going for you. You're among the largest urban parks in North America, and even though times are tough you're still looking great. That Centennial District Master Plan is aces. In fact, it looks like the whole West Park District is looking toward brighter days.
What's that? Oh, this is just an act of clever vandalism? Or maybe a fortuitous case of degraded sign hardware? Well then, carry on. We'll just make our way on up to the completely innocent Please Touch Museum. Ahem.