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$7.9M Avalon Home Is Surprisingly Dull Given All Those Words

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This home isn't the most expensive in Avalon but it surely is the most elaborately described given the price. All the following adjectives were crushed into its listing:

unique
secluded
wonderful (three times)
exceptional
masterpiece
landmark
fabulous (twice)
expansive (twice)
breathtaking
sumptuous
unsurpassed
extraordinary
ample
gorgeous
stunning
lush
beautiful
special

spectacular (twice) But does it merit such overuse of the English language?


· Listing: 141 65th Street, Avalon NJ [Zillow]