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'Townhouse Mansion' Guarded by Stone Lions Asks $2.2M

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This place doesn't have the city's most stunning exterior, but what it lacks in curb appeal it makes up in outdoor space. Broker babble notes that the condo has three outdoor porches and an in-law suite. The listing keeps it interesting with a rare and modest demurral: the property has "many more amenities too numerous to list." It's not often that broker babble leaves anything to the imagination, but perhaps in this case it's because some of the other amenities are kind of strange. The townhouse is huge. At 4,412 square feet, there's more than enough room, and the four car garage should certainly get the job done. There's also a living room with an impressively high ceiling, long windows, and a nice kitchen. Nothing weird about that.

What's weird, you ask? Check out the walk-in closet: it has a TV, and looks to be about the size of a small studio. There's a TV in almost every room. Not just every bedroom, but every room. TV in the bathroom? Yes indeed, and it's conveniently positioned so that you can watch from the tub.

House Vitals:
Size: 4,412 sq. ft., 4 beds and 4 baths
Outdoor space: Three outdoor decks, including one with a working outdoor fireplace.
Ridiculous amenities: A four car garage, high ceilings, huge windows, a gargantuan walk-in closet, and at least four TVs.
Asking price: $2,199,990
· 2136 Race Street [Zillow]
· 2136 Race Street [Trulia]