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Naval Square Home Asks $779K + Your Forgiveness/Help

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Listen, we've all shown up to a cocktail party in a bunny suit. Or some equally inappropriate sartorial selection. So try and have a little empathy for this custom built three-bedroom, two and a half-bath home in Naval Square. On the market for $779,000 plus about $500 a month in HOA dues, the owners apparently used their own architects, interior designer, lighting designers, and Jo-Ann Fabric enthusiasts to finish this property "to their exceptional taste." The 23' wide property features two landscaped balconies, 9-foot ceilings, a custom kitchen, and, well, custom just about everything. And now, a poem by Robert Frost:

"Nature's first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf's a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay." (Not even this godawful wallpaper)(Yay).

· 501 Captain's Way [Estately]