There's no seller's disclosure available for this five-bedroom, four-bath East Oak Lane abode. And it's a pity, too, because we really need a play-by-play behind the decision making for every single design choice in this more than 4,000 square-foot shrine to metallic wallpaper. Asking $159,900, the residence features a wide foyer with a marble floor, a fireplace, and a dizzying set of incongruous light fixtures dangling from the ceiling of each room. According to the listing, the "property is being sold in as-is condition." As if you'd change a thing.
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